Your Membership Will Auto-Renew Unless…
Your Membership will renew automatically for the same duration and rate, unless you complete the Membership Termination Form over the phone or in person at least two weeks in advance of your renewal date.
All Sales Are Final(-ish)
All sales are final. New Memberships have a no risk, 30-day guarantee. As a first-time Ninja who has not previously had an MFF membership, trial offer, or participated in Snatched, you may terminate your agreement and receive a complete refund within 30 days of your first class or small group personal training session. We want to be your home for health and hotness glory, but if you’re not having a good time in the first month, just let us know and we’ll help you find a better fit in someone else’s loving arms. #SingleTearFalls
Use ‘Em or Lose ’em
With your 1 year or Cancel Anytime MFF Membership, you have been allotted a specified number of classes or small group personal training sessions to be accessed every 4 weeks. During the term of your agreement, a new allocation of credits are available for your use every 4 weeks, starting with your auto-payment and expiring 28 days later. Your unused credits will not carry over, so plan in advance, and use that shit!
Your Auto-Payments Occur Every 4 Weeks
You will be billed every 4 weeks, unless you have pre-paid your Membership. A charge of $25 will be made for any payment returned due to non-payment. MFF may change membership terms and rates under this agreement by posting notice of such change at least 30 days in advance of such change.
You Agree to Be Nice (Don’t be an Asshole.)
You agree to keep and obey all rules and regulations now in force or in the future prescribed by MFF, for the use of MFF training facilities, premises, and equipment therein, and MFF reserves the right to revoke this membership for cause if you fail to keep and obey any such rules and regulations, or for reasons of nuisance, disturbance of other members or staff, moral turpitude (lol) or fraud. Without limiting your obligation to obey the rules and regulations of MFF presently in force or in the future prescribed, you agree to obey the policies and procedures as described in the Ninja Handbook as found on the “Members Resources” page of the MFF website.
Need to Freeze? No Drama.
We make freezing (or temporarily suspending) your membership painless. After filling out the Membership Freeze Request Form, please allow up to 3 business days for us to process your request. Your billing will be suspended for the duration of the freeze. The billing will automatically resume once the freeze period has ended. Any suspended payments will be added onto the initial term of your agreement, extending the Membership term by the length of the freeze. Here are the details for freezing:
PLEASE NOTE: All membership freeze requests must be submitted at least 3 business days in advance of the freeze start date. MFF will not be held responsible for auto payments that occur before a freeze request is processed if request is made within 3 business days of a member’s billing date.
Need to Change Your Membership?
Want to switch things up? After filling out the Membership Change Form, allow up to 3 business days for us to process your request.
If You Decide to Terminate Down the Road…
Though we’d be sad to see you go, we’re committed to making the divorce as painless as possible. After completing the Membership Termination Form with a member of the MFF staff, please allow 3 business days for us to process your request.
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Please Don’t Sue Us (Liability Waiver)
You are working on your health and hotness at your own risk. It is further agreed that all exercises including the use of weights, number of repetitions, and use of any and all machinery, equipment, and apparatus designed for exercising and the use of MFF premises and facilities shall be at the Ninja’s sole risk. Notwithstanding any consultation on exercise programs which may be provided by MFF employees or agents, it is hereby understood that the selection of exercise programs, methods and types of equipment shall be Ninja’s entire responsibility, and MFF shall not be liable to Ninja or Ninja’s family for any claims, demands, injuries, damages, or actions arising due to injury to Ninja’s person or property arising out of or in connection with the use by Ninja of the services and facilities of MFF or the premises where the same is located.
MFF can’t be responsible for your stuff, so leave the diamonds at home. If Ninja brings any personal property onto the premises of MFF, Ninja takes such action at Ninja’s sole risk. Ninja hereby holds MFF its successors, assigns, owners, officers, directors, employees, and agents harmless from all claims which may be brought against them by Ninja, on Ninja’s behalf, by Ninja’s family, and Ninja’s executors, administrators, and personal representatives for any such injuries or claims aforesaid and Ninja for himself and on behalf or his family, executors, administrators, and personal representatives does hereby forever release and discharge MFF, its successors, assigns, owners, officers, directors, employees, and agents from all claims, demands, injuries, damages, actions, losses and expenses. This section will survive any cancellation of this Agreement.