Get Fit, Burn Fat, Have Fun With MFF’s 30-day Trial Membership!

Ninja Academy

Limited Quantity Available!

Get Fit, Burn Fat, Have Fun With MFF’s 30-day Trial Membership!

Limited Quantity Available!

Hey there Future Ninja,

If you’re on this page, I’m going to assume you’re unicorn-curious. 🙂

Perhaps you’ve heard of Mark Fisher Fitness from friends, or maybe you found us via a websearch. Maybe you walked by one of our Clubhouses and asked yourself “…wtf is this place?!”

If you’re wondering if MFF could be the right fit for you, you’re in the right place. There’s no better way to feel out MFF than Ninja Academy.

With Ninja Academy, we’re giving you our very best so you can see what it’s like to be a Ninja at Mark Fisher Fitness.

NINJA ACADEMY INCLUDEs:

• (1) Ninja Baptism Introductory Workshop

• (8) Group Kettlebell Classes

• (4) Semi-Private Training Sessions

• (1) Health and Hotness Strategy Session

TOTAL VALUE:$549
Intro Price: $249

411 W. 39th St.
(b/w 9th & 10th Ave.)

161 Bowery
(b/w Delancey & Broome)

You may be asking “Why the f**k is this so cheap?” Good question!

We think if you come taste the unicorn magic, you’ll fall in love, move into our apartment, and get a dog with us. And at the very least, we know we can give you an awesome experience that will kickstart your fitness goals and have you telling your friends how awesome we are.

We know you have a lot of fitness options in NYC. We believe it’s an honor to have the chance to earn your trust and earn your business. Thanks for taking the time to read all this!

And one last thing; each month we only have a limited availability for Ninja Academy so we can ensure we give you a great experience. So if you’re interested dating Mark Fisher Fitness, the time to act is NOW.

We help people who don’t like working out finally find a fitness home they love

We get it. Fitness isn’t always fun. Gyms can be intimidating, New Yorkers are busy as hell, and training hard can seem daunting.

That’s why MFF is about making fitness as enjoyable as possible. Because our trainers are a bunch of super-nerds, we know how to get results quickly and safely.

We work with all kinds of people looking to get “healthy and hot” (including many who’ve never belonged to a gym). We’re all about getting you results AND we’re committed to being a fitness home that you actually love.

Yep. We don’t love gyms either. That’s why we created an Enchanted Ninja Clubhouse of Glory and Dreams. Why be a gym member, when you can be a Ninja?

MFF HAS BEEN FEATURED IN

OUR CLASSES

Have you ever been to a crappy group fitness class? Where it’s kind of a clusterf*ck, the instructor doesn’t know your name or goals, and there’s no actual coaching? That’s like the opposite of an MFF class.

Our classes are designed for maximum fat loss and general conditioning while building strength and keeping your joints healthy. We’ll help you find the appropriate challenge level to get the best results while staying injury free. In other words, we don’t break you down, we build you up!

Plus, we’re obsessed with making new friends. You’ll never be a rando stranger at MFF. You’ll get personalized coaching by a team that’s committed to your success. And with this limited-time offer, you won’t find a better value anywhere in NYC.

Our Trainings

At MFF, we offer semi-private training, our version of one-on-one personal training. Traditional personal training costs upwards of $150 per hour and requires you to be locked into one trainer. At MFF, we believe that elite training shouldn’t just be for the uber rich. Our approach offers you the same individualized workouts tailored to your goals, but for half the cost and with way more scheduling flexibility.

Your training sessions will be with a small group of (up to) two other Ninjas. This intimate size allows for the same personalized coaching you’d get with traditional one-on-one training, along with the chance to meet new pals/ possible hook-up partners. And since it’s cheaper (with this offer, under $55 per session), you can work out more often and get faster results.

See What Our Ninjas Are Saying

Here’s the deal; we know fitness can be tough to fit into the lives of busy New Yorkers. Between our careers, our social lives, and our families, it’s tough to make time for self care.

Before they start at MFF, many of our Ninjas are struggling through some half-hearted workouts at a gym. Some find themselves falling out of the habit altogether. Still others have never even been a part of a gym, because they’re not sure what to do while they’re there.

And as the years pass, they slowly stop recognizing their body. Their doctors appointments become a disheartening check-in about failed fitness resolutions. They find themselves less confident in their romantic relationships and with less energy for their careers and their family.

Mark Fisher Fitness was created to help New Yorkers find a fitness solution that works for them.

In the past few years, we’ve been recognized as one of Men’s Health’s Top Gyms in America, while being feature in virtually every major NYC and national media outlet. Fancy!

And that’s nice and all, but we think that this is why you should consider joining our unicorn cult:

Got questions? Email us at [email protected] or give us a ring at 212-356-0020. And you can always set up a time to come visit us in person by clicking here.

Looking forward to giving you a totally gratuitous jumping high-five at the Clubhouse soon,
Mark

*SEXY FINE PRINT

Cannot be combined with any other offers. Current and former Ninjas and Snatcheders are not eligible. This promotion may only be accessed by first-time visitors to Mark Fisher Fitness while weekly supplies last.

The Ninja Baptism Intro Workshop included in this pack may be taken at either MFF location and must be completed before any class or training credits are used.

The eight (8) class credits and (4) training credits included in this pack must be used at the MFF location specified. Credits activate on the date of purchase and expire thirty (30) days after.

Offer not available for short-term NYC visitors. Offer may be revoked at any time. Other terms and conditions may apply.

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