You may be asking “Why the f**k is this so cheap?” Good question!
We think if you come taste the unicorn magic, you’ll fall in love, move into our apartment, and get a dog with us. And at the very least, we know we can give you an awesome experience that will kickstart your fitness goals and have you telling your friends how awesome we are.
We know you have a lot of fitness options in NYC. We believe it’s an honor to have the chance to earn your trust and earn your business. Thanks for taking the time to read all this!
And one last thing; each month we only have a limited availability for Ninja Academy so we can ensure we give you a great experience. So if you’re interested dating Mark Fisher Fitness, the time to act is NOW.