And now… Mark Fisher Fitness Storytime!!!
by Ninja Master Mark Fisher
Well kids. You know how I feel about generalized programs. As a general rule, I kinda think they suck, BUT I also understand not everyone can afford the individualized attention of a good fitness professional. So for some people in some situations, these DVD programs won’t be the worst thing in the world.
I have some slightly bad news gentle reader. Most of you are suffering from some postural dysfunction. (“OH NOOOO!!!”)
Markus Ruhl; Pro Bodybuilder. Miiiiight have taken steroids at some point. Maybe. I also have to say, while I’d never want to look like this myself, I think he looks kind of cool and I respect the unbelievable work it took to make this physique. Few topics are as controversial in the fitness industry as anabolic …
I don’t know everything. Not at all. Not by a long shot.
So last Wednesday, I opened up enrollment for my Snatched in 6 Weeks group classes. And it sold out in about 90 minutes. Sweet! But also sucky… because people were gonna get left out. So… I decided to add a 430 session! And then… that sold out. Wowza.
And now, the MFT&C Newsletter proudly presents: Some Delicious Smoothie Recipes.
Oh muscle magazines. How you’ve wasted the time and money of so many people across America. Your foolish training recommendations. Your articles “written” by bodybuilders who in video interviews struggle to speak in full sentences and yet somehow write in complicated syntaxes with lots of fancy words (like syntax). Your “journalists” who work for supplement companies. Your endless rehashing of the same silly nutrition protocols. Sigh…