The MFF Family Grows AGAIN (seriously!)
Yep. I know what you’re thinking. This is crazed. The Unicorn of Glory is clearly in heat and CLEARLY does not use protection, as our Mystical Mother has popped out another MFFer to take care of the ever growing Ninja Army. Lucky for all of us, our newest Fitness Ninja is a rare combination of intellect, fitness victory, and a nurturing and kind soul…. also, he’s a fucking CLOWN. Like…actually. For realz. A CLOWN!! (Don’t worry, not the “It” scary kind, the awesome kind.)