Ladies and gentlemen, get ready to be gentle lubed and prodded by a guest post from our newest MFF Fitness Ninja, Matt Wilson.

Anyone who has been in a relationship is familiar with the “honeymoon” phase.  When two people fall in love, life becomes a romantic comedy montage of ice cream, sex, and longing looks.  A new romantic relationship is a magical combo of both the novel AND the familiar.  Keeping things interesting requires little work on the part of the new lovers, and everything seems to flow magically.

Let’s snuggle up by the fire and take a look at one of our most recent Tales of Glory!  This past round of Snatched was the biggest yet, and the Ninjas kiiiiilled it.  Never before did we see so many jaw-dropping before and after pictures!  As fiercely competitive as the contest was, ultimately there could be only one.

Now that MFF is offering nutritional coaching services for its members, I figured it would be a great time for our in-house nutrition gurus to drop some knowledge bombs all over your face.  All.  Over.  Your face.

ATTENTION NINJA ARMY: