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Meet the Meat: Fresh Faces at MFF Hell’s Kitchen

Starting in January, we’re stoked to be hosting a series of Trainers-in-Residence throughout the year who will join the MFF Team for several months at a time. The magical humans selected for this program are experienced fitness professionals and college students wet with anticipation to share their knowledge bombs with the Ninja Army and learn …

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Stick It In Our Box: Booking at Midnight

Here’s a special mid-month edition of “Stick It In Our Box” feedback in response to the new class and SP booking window we’re rolling out this month.   So we wanted the booking window for classes and SPs to be early, but we didn’t want it to be at midnight on the 15th. What gives?! …

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Stick It In Our Box

Give thanks! The Siren is back with another round of feedback to your burning questions as we head into the beautiful month of November. Let’s do this!   I’ve heard you can schedule a drop-in class for the Clubhouse that’s not your home location. How can I do that? Ninjas with class memberships at one …

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Stick It In Our Box: Bowery Edition

There’s been so much movin’ and shakin’ with MFF’s new Bowery location this past month, that the Siren has devoted this month’s Stick It In Our Box feedback entirely to the shenanigans surrounding our new Clubhouse downtown. Here we go!   I’ve been having wet dreams about MFF Bowery all summer. When does she open? …

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Meet the Meat: Amanda Ting

The MFF Family has birthed another glistening, glorious unicorn into our midst. Long-time Ninja and brand-spanking-new trainer, let’s welcome Amanda Ting to the family with 8-10 hours of vigorous twerking!

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Meet the Meat: Kyle Young

Ladies and gentlemen, the MFF Family has birthed another glistening, glorious unicorn into our midst. Lay down the Twister mat, strip down to the tasteful undergarment of your choice, and let’s welcome Chief Operating Officer Kyle Young into our writhing nest of Ninja love!