WE ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT

MFF is the ultimate mash-up of ridiculous humans, serious fitness techniques, and a wildly supportive community. If you feel like you’ve tried everything and still have not found your fitness tribe, look no further. Welcome to the cult. (We won’t make you actually drink unicorn blood…yet.)

Undeniable Results

Amazing Community

At the heart of MFF’s secret recipe to success is our radically inclusive community. If you're like most people, you’ve tried countless fitness and nutrition programs and nothing has brought you the results you want. We believe that community is a key ingredient to long-term fitness success and it’s baked into our DNA.

We are passionate about introducing absolute beginners to fitness as much as we enjoy challenging our most athletic Ninjas to achieve new heights of glory. If you think you’re one of those people who hates to work out... we lovingly submit you probably just hate gyms. That’s cool. We hate gyms, too. That’s why we train in a Ninja Clubhouse (wink!). Don’t take our word for it. Check out the Yelp reviews from our community of bad-ass Ninjas.

Serious Fitness

ACCESS TO FITNESS EXPERTS

Our training team includes some of the best-educated fitness coaches in the universe.

PROVEN EFFECTIVENESS

Helping you reach your goals safely is our #1 priority. We use progressive, scientifically-proven strategies to fuel the health and hotness results you deserve.

PERSONAL ACCOUNTABILITY

As an MFF member, you'll get the opportunity for face to face check-ins with our amazing coaches, and serious accountability. If you stop showing up, we will hunt you down, come to your apartment, and fireman carry your ass to class. Kidding!! (sort of...)

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