WE ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT
MFF is the ultimate mash-up of ridiculous humans, serious fitness techniques, and a wildly supportive community. If you feel like you’ve tried everything and still have not found your fitness tribe, look no further. Welcome to the cult. (We won’t make you actually drink unicorn blood…yet.)
I’m through letting people grade my performance with a B. F*ck them. I’m the only person giving the grades around here. And I nailed this shit. I got an A+.- David
Sometimes you just need to show up and that's enough. When you surround yourself with the right group of people, anything is possible!- Jamie
“When you are ready to make a change, and you find a place that is more than ready and able to make you do that, serious shit happens.”- Stephen
Change doesn’t happen overnight, it takes a long time and a lot of work. No one can do it for you, but having an entire army of Ninjas and sherpas sure as hell helps.- Jennie
I have never felt so comfortable and present in my mind and in my body. Lifting has helped to sync up my active analytical mind, my breath, and my musculature in a very tangible way.- Max
We are passionate about introducing absolute beginners to fitness as much as we enjoy challenging our most athletic Ninjas to achieve new heights of glory. If you think you’re one of those people who hates to work out... we lovingly submit you probably just hate gyms. That’s cool. We hate gyms, too. That’s why we train in a Ninja Clubhouse (wink!). Don’t take our word for it. Check out the Yelp reviews from our community of bad-ass Ninjas.
ACCESS TO FITNESS EXPERTS
Our training team includes some of the best-educated fitness coaches in the universe.
Helping you reach your goals safely is our #1 priority. We use progressive, scientifically-proven strategies to fuel the health and hotness results you deserve.
As an MFF member, you'll get the opportunity for face to face check-ins with our amazing coaches, and serious accountability. If you stop showing up, we will hunt you down, come to your apartment, and fireman carry your ass to class. Kidding!! (sort of...)